Que mamada!!!

Un amigo asi y ya tengo para poder colgar y usar a manera de punching bag!... pero bueno, no estoy para señalar a nadie y a mi la verdad la desgracia ajena me divierte por ratos... aqui les dejo!

yo twitteo, tu twitteas, nosotros twitteamos...

Quien dice que uno no cede a los cambios!? mi caso es el vivo ejemplo, ya cedi a tener mi twitter! haber como anda eso! ya suficiente con divagar hasta el cansancion en facebook y publicar en este blog las cosas absurdas que me dan risa, ahora resulta que comparto mi muy peculiar dia por twitter! quien diria.

aca les va por si gustan seguirme: http://twitter.com/Salopedemerde

Por favor mujeres, no me odien!...

Yo solo lo publico, no soy el autor! No soy ningun sexista ni machista pero vamos, me hizo llorar de risa y bueno, se gano su lugar en el blog este video.
No necesita que lo describa, ahi les dejo el video y la letra.

Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,
That's right, I just have sex with them,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

You're talking to me about stuff, why?
I'd rather see your titties,
Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?
I'd much rather see your titties,

I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis in your college degree,
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams,
So why're you sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist 'cause I'm saying it in a song,
That's right bitch, now take off your thong, and...

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

Knock knock, who's there?
It's me, wondering why you're not naked,
Knock knock, who's there?
Me again, still wondering why you're not naked,

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say,
No I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay,
Something something in the month of May,
Bitches love my penis 'cause it's really big,

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are,
So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart,
Women are only good for three things,
Cooking, cleaning, and vaginas,

Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)

I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,
I can give good sex to you,
'Cause I'm really good at sex,

Aww yeah, that's right,
Shake your...bums,
I'm out of here,
I gotta...go have sex with a lot of girls.

Entre dos piernas

Bueno, para algunos una burla sin gracia y una ofensa a los heroes del silencio, para otros algo chistoso... para mi algo absurdo y que me hace cagar de risa! por lo tanto, perfecto para el blog!

Dios perdoname!!!

... es lo unico que puedo decir despues de haberme revolcado literalmente de la risa mientras vi este video, por favor, veanlo, por lo que mas quieran.

Habia escuchado de gente flexible..

...Pero esto es ridiculo! gracias a mi amigo que compartio esto, el buen "Chundo", ahora me pregunto, quien putas hace fila para llenar el formulario de inscripcion en un evento de estos???...